I just spent my lunch hour looking at random shit on the Web. It’s one of my favorite pastimes. I have almost no filter when I do this; nearly any topic is fair game.
Side note: If I’m being honest, I have little patience for people my age who won’t admit that they enjoy spending hours looking at weird shit on the Web. That’s about like telling me you’ve never masturbated; I just don’t believe you and now we can’t be friends because I won’t trust you. Anyway, I digress.
Here are some honorable mentions from things I discovered in the hour I just spent with my brain idling:
- A couple got drunk together and recorded this video, in which they tell the story of their relationship.
- Apartment Therapy offers this list of rules for avoiding overeating when you’re working from home. It’s missing something about not keeping cheese in the house.
- Chris Illuminati’s “The Trip” is a short story about a possibly-schizophrenic kid who is about to be sent away to some kind of facility. I love the word play in the title.
- The video of Kim Davis’ emergence from jail, with “Eye of the Tiger” blaring overhead, is stomach-wrenching. But some of the YouTube comments are funny enough to ease that stomach pain.
OK, I think maybe I’ve overshared. Back to work now.